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Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
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Genius Sperm
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Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
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The Ascent of Man
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RT Mastermind
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Nothing to Loos
Groovy
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Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
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Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Troy

Helen of Troy was jaw-droppingly beautiful. When she was abducted by the Trojans, the Greeks went to the rescue in force; according to legend hers was the face that launched a thousand ships. Even today some people use the story to measure beauty; a one-milli Helen face is beautiful enough to launch one ship.

The Greeks besieged the city of Troy for ten years, according to the poet Homer, and then Odysseus worked out a cunning plan to get in. He organized the building of an enormous wooden horse, which one night they parked outside the gates with a posse of armed warriors hidden inside. Then the others set fire to their camp and disappeared just out of sight.

When the Trojans woke up they were glad the Greeks had gone, but were suspicious of this wooden horse, although some thought it was dedicated to the goddess Athene – perhaps because there was a carved inscription saying so.

Cassandra the soothsayer said the horse would bring doom – but she said that about everything; so no one believed her. Another seer called Laocoon said that whatever this thing was he was scared of the Greeks, even when they brought gifts. But he had hardly finished his sentence when a great serpent whooshed out of the sea and strangled him and his two sons to death. Perhaps the gods did not approve of his scepticism?

So the Trojans took the horse in, and next night the Greek posse climbed out and opened the gates for the rest of the army. Thus the Greeks captured Troy.

All this was a wonderful story – I even enjoyed reading it in Greek at school - but nobody took it seriously, apart from a German businessman, Heinrich Schliemann. All his life loved the stories told by Homer, but unlike everyone else he believed they were true. So in 1870, after he retired, he decided to be an archaeologist and set off with a trowel in search of Troy. He found the remains of what turned out to be nine cities on top of one another, and sure enough one of them was the Troy of legend.

Now the wheel has turned full circle, for armed with the latest high-tech equipment, and not trying to find the facts to fit the myth, a new team of German archaeologists may have come closer than ever before to revealing the truth behind the legend.

 

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