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Radio Times articles, from 2003-2005

Escape-proof???
Sounds Familiar
The Hounding of the Royals 
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells?
The Mystery of the Stones
Going Loco
Troy
Pedal Power
Dentures
Obesity
Genius Sperm
Ultimation
Sandals, Slaughter and Sex
Greased Lightning
Flying Saucers
Aztecs
Venus
The Stuarts
The Ascent of Man
Test-tube Tantrums
RT Mastermind
Medical Marvels
Engineering Triumphs
Eccentricity
Surreal Estate
Offshore Wind Farms
Nothing to Loos
Groovy
A Bridge Too Far
Flogging a Dead Horse
Worst Jobs
Asteroid Alert
Eureka Years
Crash
Inspired
The Man Who Missed Dinosaurs
The Sagger-maker's Bottom-knocker
The Master
Naming Nature
Albert Einstein
Environmental Scariness
Geronimo!
Ancient Plastic Surgery
The Ancients
Gold in Them Thar Banks and Braes
Animal Magnetism
Egyptians
Technophilia
HIGNFY
Panem et Circenses
Tambora
That Spotty Old Sun
Telling Stories
Beethoven's Hair
A Blind Eye
Comets
Medrocks

Other articles

Thomas Crapper  
Thunder, Flush and Thomas Crapper, 1997
The birth of the bike 
Eureekaaargh!, 1999
Romans were streets ahead 
Daily Telegraph, November 2000
The Pioneers who Invented Progress 
Daily Telegraph, August 2001
A tough mistake
Chemistry Review, September 2001
At home and school in 1952 
The Times, June 2002
Newton and the rotten apple 
Daily Telegraph, 11 September 2002
World Toilet Day
Daily Telegraph, 19 November 2004

 

 

      

Greased lightning

When I was a lad I learned about only two sorts of lightning. Forked lightning came down in a zig-zag to the earth with an almighty crash. Sheet lightning sometimes only rumbled, but for an instant it lit up the whole sky. In fact these two are much the same, except that when lightning strikes from cloud to cloud the flash is diffused and lights up the whole cloud, so you don’t see the jagged stroke. Today there are several more kinds of lightning, including ‘mega-lightning’ (described on Five at 9 p.m. on Wednesday), sprites, elves, and balls.

As you read this there are 2000 thunderstorms going on in the world, and lightning strikes somewhere a hundred times every second. Thunderclouds contain violent up-draughts, and scientists think that ice crystals rushing past water drops build up electrical charge in the clouds. The voltage grows until it can overcome the resistance of the air; then a small current flows jaggedly along the path of least resistance. This ‘leader stroke’ ionizes the air along its path, which makes the air an electrical conductor, and enables the main discharge.

In BBC’s Science shack  I stood in a metal cage which was walloped with million-volt sparks; scary, but much less violent than lightning. Each lightning stroke is driven by many millions of volts, and it may carry as much power as the whole of the British National Grid – but only for a millionth of a second.

Sprites and elves are elusive. They appear occasionally above particularly violent thunderstorms, and were first spotted by astronauts and pilots flying at high altitudes, but have since been filmed from mountain tops. SPRITES (which stands for Stratospheric Perturbations Resulting from Intense Thunderstorm Electrification) are small bright flashes, while elves are just blue glows.

My favourite, however, is ball lightning. Just occasionally, sometimes after a lightning stroke, there appears a glowing ball of light, about the size of a football and as bright as a 100-watt light bulb, which floats through the air like a bubble, can bounce off surfaces, and usually goes out with a bang variously described as like a balloon bursting or a shotgun being fired. Such balls have been seen floating down the cabin in aircraft struck by lightning, in submarines when the batteries were inexpertly switched, in a Florida retirement home, and in a Scottish café, where it burned the front of a woman’s dress.

 

 

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